In today’s episode….

In today’s episode of “As the Entrepreneurship Turns,” our villain, the dastardly Dick Face (referred to as DF from here on out) has, in an effort to oust the mighty CEO and take over his company, gone on a mission of great sabotage and slander. Luckily, our CEO is loved and respected by his business associates who warned him of the treachery and he was able to thwart off the actions of DF.

DF’s attempt at isolating our CEO by terminating crucial business relationships unbeknownst to our CEO failed miserably. Our valiant CEO, using his super-sleuth talents, took back control of DF’s business email account (perfectly within the rights of the CEO)and found damning evidence of great treason. DF is unaware of the email take-over and continues to bury himself in his own feces.

Meanwhile….

Meanwhile, DF’s pursuit of severing crucial business relationships was squashed. The great CEO contacted the business associates involved before DF succeeded in afflicting irreparable damage. All malice was reversed and even more ruthless betrayal and unscrupulous action was brought to light by comrades of the CEO.

In response to these many duplicitous and deceitful deeds, the CEO has no choice but to fire the asshole. He must now turn to the sage advice of his consigliere (his lawyer). So DF has no recourse. Meetings of the minds commence daily. How will DF react to this monumental turn of events? Will he go quietly with grace and humility? I think not. Tune in to the next episode of “As the Entrepreneurship Turns” to find out….

But Seriously…

WTF???? I cannot believe this is our reality. I feel as if I am trapped in some sort of B-rated film of back-stabbing and espionage. Due to the lack of sleep, I find myself walking around dazed and confused and just simply attempting to make sense of this all. How someone can be so deceitful and conniving and just plain evil? Anyone else out there experienced such assholery?